*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*
SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD
*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*
BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
#why does humanity destroy that which it doesnt understand
merlin actors in doctor who
requested by merlinsane
lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.
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